Surface Du Jour
a tribute to the world’s greatest surfaces
Garnering an 11 on both the softness and smoothness scales, there’s not a surface out there that elicits gurgles of delight like Baby’s Bottom. Unscrupulous promoters may neglect to inform you, however, of the various and unceasing maintenance issues this surface requires. A constant regimen of washing, buffing, creaming, and gentle patting is required for the first 2 to 3 years for optimum results.